Speaker 0 00:00:00 Either guys and gals, it is your man dark chocolate here. And before we jump into this episode with myself and the lovely caramel, I just want to go ahead and give a quick shout out to an awesome listener who left us a five star review his name, or maybe her name? Probably him ramen 73, ramen 73 on February 7th, 2022 on apple podcasts left us a five star review, stated much respect. I truly enjoy this podcast is extremely enjoyable to see black couples and the lifestyle, and the fact that they have a podcast takes it to another level. Keep on doing your thing. Hey, Rami. In 73, we will keep on doing our thing. You keep doing your thing and listening to us. We appreciate you, my man or a woman, but I'm assuming you're a man. We love you. Appreciate you. And all that. Now here goes that lady with the sexy voice to introduce us.
Speaker 1 00:01:06 You are now listening to the bulls and Queens podcast, where we have sexy, fun, exploring the lifestyle and swinging exploits of black bulls, Queens of spades, cuckold fantasies, open relationships, seductive interracial encounters, and other kinky shenanigans that are sure to get you off in a very good way. So get ready ladies and make sure you take notes, gentlemen, because here is your host. That's super sexy, bold black men, candy, dark,
Speaker 0 00:02:08 Beautiful, sexy woman out there. And you handsome mother fuckers out there. It's dark chocolate and
Speaker 2 00:02:18 Caramel. Hi everybody.
Speaker 0 00:02:20 The beautiful and the lovely seductive care mail.
Speaker 2 00:02:26 You make myself a single so up.
Speaker 0 00:02:28 Thank you. And you've made my Kako up and we are here with a, another episode of the bulls and Queens swinger podcast. Valentine's day special because when we publish this, it's actually going to be the day after Valentine's day, I believe, or the day before Valentine's.
Speaker 2 00:02:54 Oh, nice. Nice, nice. I love Valentine's day.
Speaker 0 00:02:59 Very nice. Why do you like Valentine's day care mil?
Speaker 2 00:03:02 I think it's just the hype. I mean, there's candida chocolate. There's wine. There's restaurants. It, I don't know at the same, same, same stuff. Same, same thing every day, but I don't know something special about that day. I just like it. I don't know, because maybe it's got emphasis that you have to do it.
Speaker 0 00:03:20 Do what? Oh, okay. When he said do what you man do it.
Speaker 2 00:03:27 I mean to have romance.
Speaker 0 00:03:30 Ah, I see, I see, I see what entails romance.
Speaker 2 00:03:36 You know, romance is everything. It's it's attention. It's adoration, it's affection. It's admiring. So Lauren it's sexy. It's it's everything. It's, it's the little things that make romance, you know? So it's like, you know, rather than just jumping straight to, you know, fucking it's like, Hey, let's set the Jambi. Let me take time to notice your, you know what I'm saying? Notice your beauty and the beauty that sits outside of you as well. You know, then the beauty
Speaker 0 00:04:07 Of the sentence. So, so, so
Speaker 2 00:04:10 Lovely as I know, I'm there. I'm sorry. I think sometimes we get devoid of romance. Yeah.
Speaker 0 00:04:17 Yeah. So get your assets over and leave us a five star review on apple, iTunes, Spotify, whatever it is, leave us a five-star review and Novi limit us four star three star reviews. I think this is kind of whack. I think it's like, if you're listening to something, you should either be five star or one star be hot or cold. Don't just be like, oh, well you're fucking average. So I'm going to give you a three star motherfucker. That's what they, I feel like that's what they're saying to me. Like you motherfucker, I'm giving you a three-star.
Speaker 2 00:04:57 I don't, I think it's like, you know, people just gotta find out where they're at. I mean, you may like some things about the podcast and other things, you know, like you're like meth on, you know what I mean? Yeah.
Speaker 0 00:05:07 But I mean, okay, if I leave a review, it's going to be either a five star or a one-star. Uh it's typically I don't leave a one star unless like, I absolutely hate it. So like, if you, if I go somewhere, right, like on Yelp or somewhere, and you know, the service is kind of man, okay. I'm not going to leave a three-star review. I'm just not going to leave any review right now. If you go out of your way and you screw me over and I just have an absolutely horrible experience, I'm going to leave your ass a one star review. Most Def
Speaker 2 00:05:43 Yeah. Well, I think there can be a range between one to five stars, but I don't know when it comes to content, like what we do and versus what I know. I think people have to, I think there's parts that you would like, it's like a buffet. You're not going to eat everything.
Speaker 0 00:05:57 I'll eat you.
Speaker 2 00:05:58 Yes. Everything gets turned into something. I just wear like every little thing has some
Speaker 0 00:06:05 Sexual. Okay. So leave a three-star review for caramel, but for me, just, Hey, just tell caramel. Yeah. I'm leaving a three-star review. Cause Karen Mills she's average, uh, doc, Hey, you better either love me or hate me. Love me. Or Havey Feis RV or what started. All right. So apple iTunes. No, you're, you're a 10 star. So you will go and also hit us up on Twitter and Kik at bulls and Queens on Twitter and at bulls and Queens on Kik. I bet you didn't know that I set up another Kik account digital
Speaker 2 00:06:51 Actually I did
Speaker 0 00:06:52 Not. Yeah. Crazy. Crazy. So yeah, we got a story about kicking like a few years ago. Like, Hey, well, we'll go into that in a future episode. And then you can also email [email protected]
g-mail and all the links ladies and gents are going to be in the description of this podcast. All right. That being said, let's get into this. So the itinerary for today's episodes is today's episode singular. We're going to talk about some funny ass current events, and then we're going to talk about caramels foot, boy, prospects, And last but not least, we're going to talk about my place session that I had last night ads, the beautiful and the lovely MGM grand out here in Las Vegas, Nevada. So let's talk about those current events. So who wants to go first? I think ladies first, or did we want to do let's do your current event first,
Speaker 2 00:08:14 Your current event. Go right ahead. I think we can have a pretty good fun topic.
Speaker 0 00:08:21 Alright. So my current events, you guys is Uber driver catches her man with another woman after unknowingly picking them up for a ride. I would never recover was what the subtitle was. So this is from February 4th. And the basic story behind this ladies and gents is an Uber driver is going viral after sharing a wild story of how she accidentally caught her man in a lie. The wild saga began when a tick talk user named Jen shared a short video explaining what happened on a recent Friday nights when she decided to make some extra money. When you decide to stay in on a Friday drive for Uber and your man gets in the back seat with another girl, the clips captions red. All right. What are your thoughts like before I even go any further into the story care mill?
Speaker 2 00:09:22 Well, he was just destined to get caught. That's what comes to my mind? Like what are the odds out of all the Uber drivers in the city that night, at that time, you get your girlfriend to come pick you up to pick you and your girl up. That is crazy.
Speaker 0 00:09:38 Isn't that crazy, Greg? Yeah. It was like your destiny to be taught.
Speaker 2 00:09:43 Yeah. It was your destiny. That is a true sign that, you know what? You just need to be upfront and be like, you know what? I don't need to have no commitments right now. Let me just go ahead. Do what I do. Let me go ahead and play the field for a long time. I enjoy sex Android, multiple partners. If that is not assigned people, I think dare y'all. So matter of fact, not I'm trying to sidetrack, but sometimes the universe gives you multiple signs that you need to go this way with your life in order to avoid, you know what I'm saying? Just catastrophe. So right out of the gate, you know what this guy is going to do. Let me tell you what he's going to exactly what is going to do. He's going to go back. He's going to probably go and be on his knees and apologize to try to get back with his girl or the dummy's probably going to get into another relationship.
Speaker 2 00:10:31 Another committed relationship, probably with the girl. He brought him to Uber car. Um, and it's just like, when will you learn to go ahead and see what you are expressing? Sometimes your expression is telling you everything with the way you need to go, you know, which is have 11 freedom, make no commitments at this time, make a commitment to yourself, to enjoy the pleasures of, you know what I'm saying, the pleasures of this world and do what you do. But now if you want to join and get back in relationship, I guarantee it. I carry
Speaker 0 00:11:07 So caramel is a therapist for those of you guys who don't know, and she she's going to likely revolve into six, but that's for a future episode, my 2 cents in like right now is that I would totally leave him a one-star review as being a boyfriend like that totally gets a one star review and caramel would leave him a three-star review. So continuing on with the story, the video immediately drew millions of use and plenty of stunned reactions from commenters. I would never recover. When you use a rote, did you complete the ride? Another ass? I feel so bad, but at the same time, if that's not fate, I don't know what is another roads. They're pretty much piggybacking on what you just said here. Caramel naturally take talkers also wanted more details. Jen, quickly obliged with a series of followup clips and what she explained, what happened that night and in the days that followed, oh shit, here goes the juicy story. Y'all in her first follow-up video. She explained that she met the guy on hinge. I've never even heard of that. Have you?
Speaker 0 00:12:27 Well, yeah, well she was on the head, but uh, I guess the app was called hinge. H I N G E you should look that up on your phone because yeah, I actually never heard about that, but yeah, she was definitely unhitched. So in that they were quote unquote not dating. Oh, although they'd hung out several times and it seemed to be going well. Yes, it wasn't going as well as she thought it was the real issue Jen revealed is that she was lied to and she explained to that clip. She asked the guy if he wanted to hang out that Friday and he said he was going to a hockey game with his buddy. Well, technically he didn't say what gender the buddy was, but I'm just throwing that out there. They made plans to hang up and on Saturday and stead and Jen decided to spend that night making some money.
Speaker 0 00:13:26 That's when she realized she'd been lied to at some point during the nights two customers got into her back seats. It took a second to recognize them through the masks. But Jan eventually realized it was the guy and some other girl not hurt. Jen says that they clearly made eye contact. It shared the realization, but the guy said nothing for her. That was confirmation that the other girl was more than a friend, five minutes after she trucked him off, the guy called her to apologize. He was like, I knew that was you. I should have said something. I was in shock. Jennifer called him saying a few days later, Jim managed to track down the other girl through mutual friends together. They realized they'd both been hanging out with the same guy after that. Jen confronted the guy in person and based on her videos, it doesn't sound like they'll be going out again.
Speaker 2 00:14:30 Okay. So the, so the thought the plot, I said,
Speaker 0 00:14:37 She may have been a thoughts that whole over there. Wait a minute. So
Speaker 2 00:14:42 They were just hanging out. They was not in a relationship. They were just hanging
Speaker 0 00:14:48 With the guy in the site chick that he was with.
Speaker 2 00:14:51 Now, the guy, the guy and the, uh, Uber girl, they were hanging out because from what you're saying, they kind of, you know, met up a few times, but it was nothing really.
Speaker 0 00:15:03 Exactly. And that is what I'm taking from it care mill, because I didn't actually look at the Tik TOK videos or anything like that, which I probably should have, but whatever. But like, it seems like they probably were just hanging out and things were going well. She said that her biggest issue, wasn't the fact that he was with some other chick. Her biggest issue was that she got lied to because he said that he was going out to a hockey game with a friend, which, I mean, she assumed that it was a male friend. Right. But it was probably technically, I'm just going to be the guy's advocate over here. I'm going to be the devil's advocate over here. Okay. Caramel. But like he, Hey, he could have been telling the truth, you know, Hey, I'm taking out a friend who just happens to be a female to a hockey game. And I'm hoping to hit my puck inside of her goal. See what I did there. Yeah.
Speaker 2 00:16:01 Yes I did. Okay. I totally just, I, well, let me recap on what I just said. I mean, take back, ah, this guy is living his best life. First of all, this was not even, that was not even noteworthy to even go up on social media to do like, yeah, she was on the right style. She was on the right dating site with his hand because she became unhinged because when did, oh, I'm sorry. When did converse, you know what I'm saying? Conversations and convenience, you know, hanging out with somebody because it's kind of convenient at the time, become a commitment and relationship. Why does he have to answer to you like that? I don't get that.
Speaker 0 00:16:43 I mean like he does it in your 110%, correct?
Speaker 2 00:16:48 We did not have to answer to her. I'm sorry. Hey I'm I am going to be pro the guy driver there. Okay. You know what I mean? Whether you told her that she was going to a hockey game, going to hang with your mama, if a person chooses to, you know what I'm saying, to tell you as little as they want, or as much as they want, they have that food, right? There is no responsibility to use. So if I'm going to go to a hockey game, I ain't got to reveal to you who I'm going to the hockey game with. And if I change my mind, because guess what? I have the option to change my mind. Let's say I did want to go to a hockey game, but then I changed my mind and I wanted to hang out with Sarah. Why do I have to check in with you about,
Speaker 0 00:17:33 Okay, I, I got you. You're right. You're right.
Speaker 2 00:17:38 So that's a whole bunch of, she made her own self stressed out and want to go to social media and just go all because she got her feelings hurt. But at the same time, what are you, when did your feelings get so damned and titled to where you got to go to do a soldier black form to say he why to call me?
Speaker 0 00:18:02 Maybe, maybe she didn't seem like that. Like, honestly, I probably should have watched the Tik TOK videos. Maybe she was laughing about it. You know, maybe it was just kinda sort like, oh, ha like, yeah, bother me a little bit, but
Speaker 2 00:18:18 Good. Let me know. Okay. Then maybe we'll just see how the Tik TOK videos, if this is truly noteworthy, but then I've got enough information just to save.
Speaker 0 00:18:27 Well, guess where there's another tick tock, tick tock on their relationship. Tick talk, the talk has stopped.
Speaker 2 00:18:34 It has no relationship. It's convenient. It's a, it's a, it's a relationship of convenience. He likes hanging out with her Hanford. We like hanging out. We have good conversation is going well,
Speaker 0 00:18:49 Let me, let me ask you this caramel. If that happened to you and you were the Uber driver, how would you feel
Speaker 2 00:18:57 If I looked in the back of the car and I seen him? Yeah, I'm going to be like, Hey Jay, how are you?
Speaker 0 00:19:05 I'm doing good caramel.
Speaker 2 00:19:07 I'm doing good. Who's your friend. Oh,
Speaker 0 00:19:10 This is my cousin.
Speaker 2 00:19:19 I like, well, your friend is pretty cute. There. Hope you guys are having a good time. Now it, you know what, I'm sorry. Like, okay. See to be, if we hanging out, like I'm, you're not going to be like the only versa that I quote unquote, hang out with. So I be, I'm not going to get all caught up in that stuff. I see you, you know? And we were supposed to hang out and you're like, oh yeah, I'm going to a hockey game. But you go ahead and choose to, you know, hang out with another chick. I don't read it that way. Honestly. I don't read that way out of it. Like I'll okay. You'll get, you honestly felt that you didn't, you couldn't be honest with me. So trying to figure out, do you now want to hurt? Are you thinking you going to hurt my feelings because you decide to go with another girl. Do we not have things kind of straightened out? I don't know. There could be multiple things of why he didn't, you know, just be completely transparent, but at the end of the day, Garris,
Speaker 0 00:20:19 So listeners, we want to hear what your thoughts are. So go ahead and contact us by [email protected]
or hit us up on Twitter at bulls and Queens. And just let us know your thoughts on tip top user, whatever her name was, the Uber driver. And let us know if he was stripping or if he was in his right. Cause I personally see both people's point of views. Okay. So before we talk about my fun place, a play a spot as a PlayStation. Can I say PlayStation on the ear? Well, we get canceled PlayStation. Okay. So before I tell you about my sexy naked PlayStation play session yesterday, we want to talk about bacteria having sex. So I did not know that bacteria like to fuck Where they, where they from Germany because you know, Germans, Germans get germs was like the fuck. It was that. I'm funny. I thought that was funny. That was witty though. Like, you know, get it bacteria, germs, Germans.
Speaker 2 00:21:52 Yeah. But you know what? Everybody got a totally, they went a totally different way. When you said the word German boy, then you try to cut it down to germs. And the people are stuck on German right now. Like it was just like, no,
Speaker 0 00:22:06 What was wrong with that?
Speaker 2 00:22:08 We don't talk about it.
Speaker 0 00:22:10 And he's we, we are fucking black squeakers. We talk about BBC, big black Cox, a queen of spades, the light woman who liked black,
Speaker 2 00:22:21 Because that can cause any form of offense or her racial.
Speaker 0 00:22:27 Oh my God. We are not PC. Okay. You guys, ladies, if you're all that PC stuff that politically correct things, then you should not be listening to podcasts that have a explicit ear tag on there. Okay. So, all right. Well yeah, seriously please. Don't please don't cancel us like Joe Rogan. All right. I went there.
Speaker 2 00:22:53 Just to let you know that we are an active species.
Speaker 0 00:22:57 Hold on, hold on, hold on. I'm sorry. I don't mean to interrupt you, Joe. Like, okay. So I don't mind Joe Rogan given his personal feelings on COVID. Okay. Whatever, whatever. But he was dropping in words, you're out his past podcast because Indy dot Ari, she removed her shit from Spotify because of that. Now he did come out and apologize for it later on. And I guess the Joe Rogan's, uh, one of our current events now, but he did come back out and apologize about using it. And then I guess another story surface where when you remember, uh, fucking, when the plane of the apes came out, not like the original one with, uh, uh, that deal with the sexy chin, you know, back in the day, what was the name? Curt, whatever the fuck is it Douglas, but the one in the nineties, early nineties. So when planet of the apes came out or whatever that movie was called, he said he was talking about black, uh, certain black neighborhoods like that was planted of the apes. And like hero's trying to hold her. Laughter
Speaker 2 00:24:07 I am
Speaker 0 00:24:07 Not. Okay. So, okay. I'm going to say my quick thing and then we'll let caramel take it away, but all right. So there's being PC and there's being a fuck tarred. Okay. Now PC is okay. Hey germs have sex. Okay. Yeah. Okay. They'll probably, wasn't funny. So give you a three star on that, but uh, but don't ever talk about black people being apes or monkeys or Simeon's members of some motherfucking call me a Simeon on one of my, on one of my YouTube channel back in the day that really hurt my feelings really, really hurt my feelings. I'll read you the comment. I was like, did he call me up? Me? And I was like, that's, that's a monkey. I had, I had to Google it. I was like, this, this, this, this motherfucker. I didn't. I just say, ah, I didn't say motherfucker. I said this motherfucker coffee, a fucking monkey I'm to beat the shit out of you, but okay. White bumps. Don't fucking call black people, monkeys or apes or any type of bullshit like that though. Bananas at folks or any bullshit like that. That's fucking racist.
Speaker 2 00:25:23 Yes, it is 110%.
Speaker 0 00:25:27 And don't be using inwards on your podcast either. Yeah. Hey, cool. Shit. All right, go ahead. I'm off my soap box now.
Speaker 2 00:25:41 And other news you no, just to let you know that we are an organism that is constantly reproducing and evolving, and this is where, um, I see sex as being something that is continually evolving our nature, just like we just continually evolve cellular wise Sylvia. Anyway. So your, your sales need vitamin B 12 in order to kind of, you know what I'm saying to go ahead and survive. Well, there's certain sales that can not get that. And so a lot of, and so some of the cells, it says that your good bacteria need vitamin B12, just as much as you do. And even though, you know, DNA is usually passed from parent to child, new research shows, gut bacteria transfers GS through six in order to take in their vitamin
Speaker 0 00:26:38 In essence germs, like to fuck. Yeah. Do they protection? They use like condoms. Is it like a consensual
Speaker 2 00:26:54 Vitamin B12? Most types of living cells cannot function as a result. There's a strong competition for it in nature. So our bodies have become so evolved that even the bacteria in our stomach are making her are involving and reproducing by transferring the 12 to each other through six in order to keep it going.
Speaker 0 00:27:28 And that gives a new meaning to, I got all of in her guts.
Speaker 2 00:27:36 So last but not least a new, a new study demonstrates beneficial gut micro microbes, microbes, microbes, microbes. Thank you. Share the ability to acquire this fresher resource with one another through a process called bacterial sex. Now that is different from USD D. Now, listen, that's just completely different, but this is good. Bacterial sex. Just like you have good bacteria. Good bacteria also can have that
Speaker 0 00:28:09 So you can have good gut. Hurria a good chlamydia.
Speaker 2 00:28:13 Not at all. I said, this is very different from an STD. So I don't want anybody to put me just putting that disclaimer on there. I thought that was a really cool article that I read today. So. All right. So dark chocolate.
Speaker 0 00:28:32 So caramel.
Speaker 2 00:28:33 So you had a play session.
Speaker 0 00:28:37 I may have had a PlayStation when I show sure about Al sesshin.
Speaker 2 00:28:43 He had a place as shins. It says session on the,
Speaker 0 00:28:49 Uh, yeah. It's on the notes. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2 00:28:53 Well, tell us a little bit about it. How was it? Who did you meet?
Speaker 0 00:28:58 All right. So, uh, I feel kind of shy now. I don't feel like talking about it now. I feel like
Speaker 2 00:29:07 That's bull
Speaker 0 00:29:07 Crap. Who am I kidding? Who am I kidding? I feel like bacteria, like having sex in my stomach and my stomach is all jumping around now. All right. So yesterday I'm going to preface this yesterday. I was feeling a little bit sick. Okay. And actually the night before I was sneezing a lot at nighttime on what was it? Friday night. And so I remember you were in bed with me, you're going to bed with me. And then you're like, you're the one that gets sick. Do you remember that? Yeah. And I was like, I buying what you said in the name of Jesus. I started getting, like, I started getting like ex pastor, like, and I was like, I buy what you say in the name. Jesus. And then you're like, don't buy me. And I was like, it's too late. You've been bound.
Speaker 2 00:29:58 No idea. I have no idea what he's talking about. This must've been something that was going on in his head don't believe.
Speaker 0 00:30:07 And I said her name again. I always say your name, your real name, at least once in every episode. Have you noticed that? And I always got to go fucking back in and believe it out. All right. So anyways, I thought I had COVID no, I didn't have COVID, but I knew I was like, huh, whatever, whatever is. So like the next morning, which was Saturday, I was feeling a little bit worse. I was like, blah, blah, blah. My nose was running and this and that. So I was supposed to have a PlayStation, a play session with a couple. And they were visiting from out of town. And they had actually reached out to me off of AFF, which is adult friend finder. Okay. And right now caramel is looking at me with these like serial killer eyes and listening . So anyways, being a responsible adult and not being a responsible Simian like that mofo call me two years ago, I let the couple know and we'll call them Sony and share for this episode because the lady looked like a little mini miniature version of Cher, Cher. She's awesome. Do you know any of sheriffs songs? No. A
Speaker 2 00:31:31 Lot of share songs,
Speaker 0 00:31:32 But continue to name one song
Speaker 2 00:31:35 Really?
Speaker 0 00:31:37 Hey, I don't know. What's your song either. Like, but I actually feel bad. I don't know a sheer saga. You're like, wow. All right. So, uh, they better talk about us. So anyways, I was filling, you know, blah, blah, blah. And so anyways, I, I texted the couple and I let them know, Hey, yeah. So it's so calm, but you know, this happened, that happened, right. I just want him to, you know, give consent or what is that called? Like I wanted to confirm not quite confirmed, but I just want it to be a proper adult and let them know, Hey beforehand, Hey, I am slightly sick and my nose is kind of running well,
Speaker 2 00:32:25 Well, that's a complete cock block right there. If you say that. Well,
Speaker 0 00:32:29 I mean, obviously I didn't want to say, be like, Hey, my nose is all kind of runny, you know, but I just wanted to let them know because in this day and age of, I feel like you should probably tell people if you're going to play with them, Hey, I have the sniffles and then let them make a decision. Right. Because I basically let Sonny and Cher know. I said, you know, Hey, I would still love to meet up, but I am totally cool. And totally understand if you don't want to meet up, because that way I'm letting them know what does the case. I got fucking COVID, I'm a Cron or whatever bullshit is out there now, Hey, they catch it. They catch it. But at least I let them know beforehand. You know, I didn't just like go up there thinking in my head like, oh man, I may be sick and may give them COVID and I didn't tell them, you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 0 00:33:18 And then they can make their own decision as adults themselves. Right. So, so anyways, they're like, oh no, come on through, come on through, come on through. Right. And so I was like, cool. So anyways, I get up there and I meet them. And then it's at the MGM grand. And it's actually at the MGM signature, which is kind of funny because like the lat three couples I've met at the MGM signature. So couples, if you're coming out to Vegas to play, I guess go say MGM Cena shirt, because that's the place to go to it's so you can listen to it.
Speaker 0 00:34:02 And so the only issue with MGM signature that I know is that if you're not a staying at the hotel, then they make you park in the actual MGM grand hotel, which is like 50,000 miles away from the MGM signature. Gotcha. And obviously I'm stretching it, but I mean, it's a long ass walk. Okay. Yeah. Oh, cause you've walked to the signature before. I haven't, you know, I just know the area of what you're talking about. All right. Yeah. And yeah. So, I mean, when you get a, uh, find a parking spots, you know, like you it's like a 20, 25 minute walk and I was ready a little bit late just because it's the pro bowl weekend out here in Vegas. Yeah. The week before super bowl, you got the super bowl was this weekend or whatever.
Speaker 0 00:34:54 So anyways, I meet, uh, Sony downstairs at the signature and you know, he's a really cool guy. And uh, he leaves me up to the hotel room and meet the, uh, the lady of the hour. And she was actually celebrating her birthday night and so pretty cool. And so she was a little cute, uh, lady that looked like Cher. And so later she told me that she's half Korean and half Italian. She looked more Italian to me. Um, I couldn't really see the Korean side, but then like when I look closer, I was like, okay, I could, I could see a little bit of, uh, Asian side. So you right. And so anyways, you know, it was, it was a nice mix. And so anyways, uh, you could, you know, I knew from beforehand that they liked to smoke weed and fuck, you know, Hey, I like to do that too, which is always a good sign.
Speaker 0 00:35:48 Pretty good. Hell yes. You know, and then bacteria that's in your guts. They probably smoking weed and fucking you're good right now. Shoot. I'm just saying it's so 80 ways, you know, like they offered me a few puffs and so I took it like a puff or two or eight puffs while you're sick. I wasn't sick. The reason why I was having Simpsons is it was them, God damn bacteria in my nose. They were, that's what it was like, like the, the, the snack that was dripping out of my nose was bacteria squirts. The bacteria were squirting orgasms. It was crazy. That just gave me a very bad image. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. You guys, you, you can leave you a three star review for that, because that was fucking horrible. Why just said, so go ahead and leave me a three-star. Okay. I'll fuck off now.
Speaker 0 00:36:52 But anyways, back to the story, we, we had some we'd either, why'd it? You know, I was being Mr. Professional because when I go to these place, PlayStations caramel, I always try to be a gentleman and yet dominant as well. Like I know what the fuck I'm doing, but then I also don't want to step on toes either where I'm too much of a Dom at that makes sense. Yeah. And so it's always like a balancing act in my perspective. So anyways, we, uh, meet up with, uh, share in her room and she's ready. Like she's texting me and she got her deal. Those going on, vibrators going, she's like, hurry up dog. She's like, uh, I'm getting up with you. And I really need a real Dick inside of me. And like he said to me, pictures and shit like that, I was like, oh cool.
Speaker 0 00:37:42 I was like, this is going to be a fun time. I'm like, she is ready, was like ready. So anyways, I get up there and you know, they're offering me to lead a wine is she comes down and she got this like little strap thing going on where it's like, uh, like her body is basically naked. And she has these straps where it's like strapped across her torso. And then around the breast area, there's like a ring for each of her nipples. And then her nipples are coming through and her nipples are very erect. And then the straps down across her waist, uh, through, through her midsection. And then, uh, and then that's it. So it looks like a strap bikini, I want to say. And then it was kind of like a thong as well. And then she, uh, uh, head on these like big, huge, uh, stiletto heels and they were clear. So she had the black strap bikini on and then long black hair. And she actually had weed, which I've never seen on a white woman. Well, I have seen it on white woman, but I've never seen it on a white woman that I played with. And so at that point, you know, when I felt on her hair and I felt the weave, I was like, oh shit, I gotta, I gotta like, make sure that I observe black girl rules
Speaker 2 00:39:11 Since black
Speaker 0 00:39:12 Girls rules. Yeah. You know what black girl rules are, what are they made him up? Oh, you made them up. All right. So black girl rules or this. All right. In case you didn't know. All right. If you're ever with a black girl, all right. Especially she has we've, there are two main rules. Okay. Number one is don't put water on it as number one. And the number two is don't pull the hair. If you pull the hair, your life will end because you will get killed and murdered.
Speaker 2 00:39:53 How did the, how does the putting the water on it apply to the, to the bedroom? What are we doing with the water? Like,
Speaker 0 00:40:00 Hey, you never know when some type of water may happen. Like, Hey, we freeze up in here. Like when you're at a PlayStation play session, keep on saying PlayStation, a lot of these can happen. A lot of things could happen. Like, Hey, Hey, sometimes I go in and do a, some of these ladies it's like waterfalls. It's like Niagara falls up in here. Hey, sometimes I had to have some scuba gear on, you know, with 80 or so. So she has all strap dress. And what I noticed was like, I didn't notice the heels at first because y'all know that I'm like Kevin Hart sized or hide it at young buffet, much profit than him. But like, I'm like Kevin Hart hide it. Is that a proper term? Kevin Hart hated,
Speaker 2 00:40:51 Hated, hated,
Speaker 0 00:40:53 Hated Heights Heights. Oh, you're taller than him. I am, but I just tried to be self-deprecating so yeah, I probably got a good three, four inches on Kevin Hart, but like, I'm still short. Right. And so anyways, uh, when she comes up to me, she's about maybe she's about maybe your Heights care bell is so, you know, I'm not really thinking nothing of her footwear, you know, thinking maybe she's barefoot or she got sandals on or whatever. Right. And then I looked down and I see these big ass platform, stripper heels. I was like, oh shit. I was like, that's about six inches. And I'm like, oh my God, damn. I was like, how tall is she? I'm like, shit. So, cause like, if you put on a mule, you could probably be 10 at least, you know? And so anyways, um, uh, Cher, you know, she's like totally, uh, into it.
Speaker 0 00:41:45 She's ready. She's been playing with herself. She's very wet. She's very choosy. She's given me you that sexy eyes. She is like, basically fucking me with her eyes and gave me this very seductive look. And so anyways, like, uh, jumping to the juicy part. So I pick her up and whatnot and I tossed her on the bed. And then, you know, we started doing our thing a little bit and then I'm always careful when it comes to women with heels, because I had this vision in my head that she's going to kick me and jerk me or, uh, jerk her foot and then put like a heel through my eye. Oh my goodness.
Speaker 2 00:42:27 That is very, very
Speaker 0 00:42:28 Scary. That is scary because it's almost like, okay, I love Avengers and I totally respect Samuel L Jackson's version of playing a what Nick fury, but I don't want to fucking walk around looking like Nick fury with a fucking ID patch on and his, for real that's no, I don't, I don't want to do that. You know? So like I'm kind of maneuvering through her legs in her heels to make sure that she don't poke me in the eyes and then, you know, that's actually kind of fun. And uh, so anyways, like we get to going and I'm working in the neck and the nipples and the inner thighs. And then, um, you know, she's like, I want you to jump that Dick inside of me. So I'm like, okay, let me go grab the condom. And then she's like, yeah, you don't get a condom. I was like, I don't put on a condom. I put on a condom, you know? So I think one rule of thumb is this. So I said to you that you don't need a condom. That's extra, that's extra. That's an extra emphasis on you probably do.
Speaker 2 00:43:41 Yeah. For the people that are listening, I don't have to talk to you about we're in commons, but I do have to say, unless you have an agreement with another couple that you are going to be frequently playing with each other and have those types of commitments, always, always, and always use the condoms.
Speaker 0 00:43:59 Yeah. Because I don't want any more bacteria having sex, my shit insoles that don't need to be having sex. So anyways, um, and there are people that are latex sensitive. And for that, you guys make sure that you use skin's condoms S K Y N skins condom. And no, I have not been paid by skins to do a advertisement in this, but anyways, we're doing missionary, we're doing Dottie style on the bed. And then we do this like fun, new type style where, you know, it's kind of like reverse cowgirl, but like she wants me to lie down on my back and the bed. And then she's reversed though. She's backwards on top of me. And then she's like sitting up and then she's fucking me. And then she has her back arched. And then she has her knees bent, uh, under me. So she's kinda like school, uh, has a nice, uh, bent backwards.
Speaker 0 00:44:55 And then she's kind of like on top of her ass and then my legs are in between her legs. And then she's basically doing the movements and the fucking, and I thought that was like pretty unique and four pitches of that check out the Twitter. Cause I do have some pictures and maybe a video. So anyways, she wanted me to like really, really dominate. And so she can make these motions for me to smack her ass. And I was like, oh, Hey, yeah, I can do that. Yeah. And so I started snagging her ass, right? Like bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. Right. And then she was like, oh, that's too hard. And I was like, oh shit. I was like, Hey, tell me, smack your ass. I'm gonna smack your ass. So, so anyways, uh, after that, um, uh, I started dominating a little bit more than I ever been over backwards over the bed and we're doing doggy style.
Speaker 0 00:45:48 And then I tell her, Hey, get in front of the mirror. And I want you to look in Las Vegas Boulevard while we fuck this. So put your hands on the glass. And, uh, she was probably about, uh, when she stood up because she had taken off her heels. By that point, she was probably about maybe four legging. I want to say maybe five foot tall. And so, um, so like I had to really like kind of squat down low to like my baby, you know, little spots, little spots. I was like, eh, yeah. I was like, I like this shit. Right. It's so, uh, so we have fun there. And then like, she was also pretty light. So she was probably about 105 pounds. I would put her, she was a petite woman and had these big boobs. And so anyways, we, uh, fuck standing up, I was holding her.
Speaker 0 00:46:37 Right. And like, hold her one hand. I was like, yeah. And I didn't want to do a too long because she was really, really high. And so I, like, she had her hand around my neck and I was kind of scared that she would like, let go and like all crushing down. And so yeah. You know, safety first. So anyways, like I throw it back on the bed and like we're doing missionary and then, you know, uh I'm um, Hey, I'm starting to sweat at this point. And the guy who's videotaping me, her husband, he, uh, Sonny, he stole me towels. I'm wiping the sweat off my ball. And I said, Hey, you gotta love it. Oh my God, town's water. Here you go, dude. It's so, oh, anyways, like she started getting dry mouth though, because she says she gets dry mouth from smoking weed. So he was getting her water. So he's giving water and water. His,
Speaker 2 00:47:29 Uh, they've been in the game for a minute, but you know, like, well, you know how your sessions go when you've got the water, you got the towels, you got all of that. This is interesting to continue.
Speaker 0 00:47:40 Yeah. Hey, they stay ready. And so the husband, he was also the photographer. So he was a pictures. He was on video. He had the lights going on and the, uh, from the camera. And I love that shit because I'm total. So I'm a total like male whore. So anyways, like, uh, I'm loving it. And then, uh, she kept on hitting at me like, oh, Hey, do you want to come? Do you want to come? But initially she was like, I can go all night long. Like, you know, things change up
Speaker 2 00:48:07 For me, baby.
Speaker 0 00:48:10 And once I get past the first 10 minutes, you know, like with me, like I give us a fast, the first 10 minutes of wanting to come. And then once I get past that point, then I pretty much am come on demand. And so, um, anyways, uh, she gave me a blow job and then, uh, did a hand job. And then, um, actually I exited out of her. I took off the condom. I wiped it down with a wet towel that I used to drive my bald head. And then she did a blowjob and then she wanted me to come. So I had her give me a hand job. And then she was giving me a boob job. And then I squared it on her chest. And I feel like when I nuts, my note is kind of weak. I don't have like a bunch of pressure, but anyways, I suck. I know. And so anyways, that was it. And I felt good because they sold me that they had two guys planned out before me, the two days previous and all of them canceled.
Speaker 2 00:49:16 Uh, so he made their trip and all that school.
Speaker 0 00:49:22 Oh,
Speaker 2 00:49:25 Nice work.
Speaker 0 00:49:27 And I want to hear real quick about your foot boy prospect. You have time to talk about your foot way prospect.
Speaker 2 00:49:32 I don't, it's not a flip boy prospect. I am alright. He could possibly be a football prospect.
Speaker 0 00:49:41 Tell us about the football prospect. You know
Speaker 2 00:49:43 What, and I'll probably say that, but you know what, too? My mom's out there. So I have a son, you know, how your son, your role, your children have parents. Anyway, I think his friend's dad is like totally into me. Why I have no idea why he's kind of the weirdest guy ever, you know, but anyhow, um,
Speaker 0 00:50:03 Tell us what happened with the first time y'all met when you dropped our son off.
Speaker 2 00:50:07 Oh, when I first met him, he came out there and he was just like staring at the car and I was just like, oh, Hey, blah, blah, blah. I'm such and such blah, blah, blah. And he was like, yeah, I'm such and such dad, blah, blah, blah. And he's like, so are you going to come in? And I'm like, yeah, yeah, go, come in. And then as it came in and I got to, you know, meet everybody because they were over there for breath use over there for a birthday party. And he was like, are you going to stay? And I'm like, no, I'm not going to stay here. I really think it'd be great if you stayed. And I was like, nah, I'll be back. You know, just text me whenever the party's over, blah, blah, blah. And then of course, this guy gives me services.
Speaker 2 00:50:44 Like when I pull up, he's waiting. What type of service did he give you? No, I'm just like, like just, I dunno, doorman service. And I pull up, he's like waiting, he's sitting there and he always, you know, uh, texted me. He said, and just, how are, you know, just letting me know how the parties go in. I'm like, dude, it's like a 11 year old party. I can really just take anyone to come pick him up, you know, but I guess it was like, wait, maybe that's just kind of the way it's supposed to be with festivities. I don't know. But yeah. Anyways, so dark Chuck always, uh, teases me about if he's going to be a football that I could probably dominate and have him do anything for my pleasure. And um, I would probably say, yeah, you're right. You shouldn't be a football. Right. You guys cannot wait to talk to you again. I had a great time and we will be coming back with more juicy, fun, sexy things to talk about. Look forward to talking with you again.
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